BOO! and all that stuff ..

October 31, 2003

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Here are some very candy-corny Halloween jokes just for you… ’cause you’re so sweet. :)
bat1.gifWhy won’t anyone kiss Dracula?
He has bat breath!nosferatu.gif

How does a werewolf sign his letters?
Best vicious!

What did Frankenstein say to his sweetheart?
“It was love at first fright!”

ghost1.gifWhy wouldn’t the ghost cross the road?
He had no guts!
What kind of monster loves to disco?balletpknw.gif
The boogieman!

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What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It’ll keep it under wraps!

And my personal favorite… (drumroll please…)

What can you find between Godzilla’s toes?
Slow runners!kacklar.gif

Happy Halloween to you all, my delightfully ghoulish friends! I hope you get all the goodies you desire… and then some!

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2 Responses to “BOO! and all that stuff ..”

  1. Me...B on October 31st, 2003 6:47 am

    Happy Halloween to you and J.

  2. Zubrovka on November 1st, 2003 11:08 pm

    http://www.webdesk.com/secret-spells-barbie/
    :) Z

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