BOOOooooOOOOoooooo…

October 31, 2007

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And here are a few Halloween jokes for you - perfect for when you have to come up with joke or trick in order to get your treat!

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath…

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What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure…

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What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…

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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”

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What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving…

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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…

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When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse…

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in…

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Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners don’t have long enough cords…

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Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everybody was a goblin!

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Ten jokes should be enough right? If you need more, just ask any 3rd grader and they can help you out. Hehe.

Have a very safe and FUN Halloween night. Don’t go to dark houses, don’t eat any unwrapped candy… and for heaven’s sake, if you hear a chainsaw RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

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*cAcKLe*cAcKLe*

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Comments

2 Responses to “BOOOooooOOOOoooooo…”

  1. Amy on November 2nd, 2007 6:36 am

    I enjoyed the jokes, but LOVED the little graphics!

  2. Atomic Bombshell on November 2nd, 2007 9:28 am

    Those are great! Thanks for the laughs.

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