*EvIL CaCkLe*

March 31, 2004

April Fool?s Day is tomorrow and I don?t have any good pranks to play. Nothing, baby ? I got nothing!! I knew I should have started my scheming earlier, but this damn teaching job gets in the way of all of my nefarious activities.

But I have to pull a good one over on someone. The day would seem incomplete without it. I may have to resort to the old rubber-band-around-the-handle-of-the-kitchen-sink-sprayer trick and let Agent J get a good spritz first thing in the morning.

I tell you what I?d love to do; I?d love to get one of these things and put it in the women?s restroom somewhere on campus, and wait outside to hear the screams. It might literally scare the pee out of some of ?em. Too bad none of the toilet seats have lids attached to them anymore.

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The Bog Monster!

I?d use The Bog Monster here at home, but it would give J a valid excuse to leave the toilet seat up for the rest of our life together.

So, I got nothing.

(Or… do I really have something, and I?m just trying to get everyone to let their guard down? Bwwwwaaahahaha….)

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6 Responses to “*EvIL CaCkLe*”

  1. Edna on March 31st, 2004 5:45 pm

    I’m scared…..

  2. Quackin' Maggie on April 1st, 2004 1:49 pm

    I’m trying to decide whether or not your “class cancellation” email is genuine, or if I should go to class today….I never know what I can take seriously on April 1st.

    I think I’ll go up to class just to make sure.

  3. Plagiarist Dork on April 1st, 2004 9:24 pm

    Hello Professor.

    Guess who wasn’t so pleased to find out that the entire world has access to your ruthless attack on the dignity of my character. No, not Quackin’ Maggie. That’s right, it was me. I’ll have you know that since I found out about this I have already contacted my daddy. His lawyer will be contacting you soon about the defamation of character suit that is to filed.

    Sincerely,

    Plagiarist Dork

  4. carol on April 1st, 2004 9:24 pm

    So spill the beans already! What is your evil prank?

  5. carol on April 1st, 2004 9:24 pm

    So spill the beans already! What is your evil prank?

  6. Chicken who doesn't want you to get me back on April 1st, 2004 9:26 pm

    Just kidding of course. Happy April Fool’s Day.

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