Fives, fives, and more fives

September 28, 2004

Five details about you…

? I am a classic Virgo.
? I?m usually the tallest woman in the room.
? And the widest.
? I?m right-handed most of the time.
? I giggle when I am nervous.

Five details about your appearance right now…

? Yellow t-shirt
? Blue jeans
? Barefoot
? Bra-less
? Smiling!

Five things you did today…

? Perused textbooks for next semester?s class.
? Sold some junque on eBay.
? Went to therapy and discussed the past week in detail. (Ugh)
? Made some really good spaghetti.
? Wrote about secret things.

Five memorable things you did in the last year…

? Remained straight-faced during Daddy Bill?s rant about the new $20 bills being implanted with a tracking device so those Republican Bastards can tell if you are hoarding them.
? Used my incredible mental prowess on several occasions to restrain myself from mass-murdering the Sucky Neighbors.
? Put the finishing touches on my sinister plot to take over the world.
? Sent flowers anonymously to a friend, then watched with secret delight when she “ooooh-ed” and “ahhhh-ed” over them.
? Hurricane Charley? That was really me.

Five things that everyone should know about you…

? You can only wake me up by patting the bottom of my feet. For some reason everything else fails.
? Never, ever sneak up on me if you know what?s good for you.
? I can turn the world on with my smile.
? You can tell me the most unlovable thing about yourself, and I?ll still love you.
? I rant because I care.

Five things that make you happy…

? Very blue eyes
? More cowbell!
? A painting turning out beautifully
? Synchronicity
? Singing along with my favorite songs, good and loud.

Five people who mean a lot to you…

? Let?s just say that I am spiritually bonded to hundreds of wonderful people. Watch out, you may be one of them!

Five things that disgust you…

? People who make excessive, sloppy noises when they eat. Gah!
? People (especially women) who make stupid life choices then constantly bitch about the results.
? Whining, my own included.
? Political liberals who are so ?open-minded? that their brains have fallen out.
? Wishy-washy indecisiveness. Choose already you stupid dork!

Five things you can’t live without?

? Apparently, my computers
? Apparently, the demon ambrosia, Chocolate
? Apparently, therapy
? Apparently, the color pink
? Most definitely, God.


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3 Responses to “Fives, fives, and more fives”

  1. Quackin' Maggie on September 29th, 2004 10:35 am

    More Cowbell!
    Just when I thought you couldn’t be any more lovable….:kiss:

  2. BillH on September 30th, 2004 8:52 am

    Oh, MAN! Barefooot, braless AND smiling! :heart: (I’ve got a mental picture!) By the way, in my house you’d be the shortest woman; wife is 6′1″, daughter is 6′3″.

  3. jelene on September 30th, 2004 9:43 pm

    i thought i was the only amazon woman? (that’s what i call myself :) and everybody needs more cowbell…
    :laugh:

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