I apologize, Texas. (Kinda.)
October 31, 2004
Um… HAHahaha! These are *so* bad, but I’m posting them anyway. Note the wings on his back and the hideous blue eye-shadow… sex-ayyy!

And of course, like any good Texas Bar-fly would do, he lets all the hot young studs squeeze his melons — Cost? Just 1 shot of tequila!

Did that spook ya? It damn well should! My old man dressed up in drag, wearing wings, and looking like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show on a drunken bender in Tijuana! It’s enough to give anyone nightmares — especially my therapist.
Have a happy night… don’t let The Texas Bar-Flies bite…

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That is hilarious!:clapping:
Ya know,
I think Daddy Bill rather resembles that lady wrestler, the one who (God help us) posed for Playboy awhile back. I think her name is Chynna. Whaddya think?