I apologize, Texas. (Kinda.)

October 31, 2004

Um… HAHahaha! These are *so* bad, but I’m posting them anyway. Note the wings on his back and the hideous blue eye-shadow… sex-ayyy!

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Daddy Bill as his original Superhero creation, The Texas Bar-fly

And of course, like any good Texas Bar-fly would do, he lets all the hot young studs squeeze his melons — Cost? Just 1 shot of tequila!

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Daddy Bill and my cousin, Jack, getting their squeeze on.

Did that spook ya? It damn well should! My old man dressed up in drag, wearing wings, and looking like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show on a drunken bender in Tijuana! It’s enough to give anyone nightmares — especially my therapist.

Have a happy night… don’t let The Texas Bar-Flies bite…

Comments

2 Responses to “I apologize, Texas. (Kinda.)”

  1. Jessica on November 1st, 2004 6:44 pm

    That is hilarious!:clapping:

  2. Leslie on November 1st, 2004 11:26 pm

    Ya know,

    I think Daddy Bill rather resembles that lady wrestler, the one who (God help us) posed for Playboy awhile back. I think her name is Chynna. Whaddya think?

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