I’m a Snotty Roadmonkey
May 30, 2004
Now that sounds like the title of an interesting song…
But seriously, I liked this. I didn’t realize I’ve been so many places! I get around, baby.
I’ve visited all of the states that are shown in red. Apparently I must have some innate fear of the South and East that keeps me from venturing there. (I heard that, Johnny Reb. Don’t worry, I’ll get there when I’m ready.)
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In other news, I am sneezing my freaking head off today and my eyes are all red and puffy. So charming. It’s from all the tree pollen blowing around.
If you are having allergy symptoms today, just know that I feel your pain. Siblings in Snottiness we shall be. ((((Hugging your drippy-nosed self. Awww.))))
More later, gang. I’m feeling squirrelly and need to go find some trouble to get into. ~ ~ ~

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*L* my map is exactly opposite of yours; i’ve been to the east and south, but not to the north!
I’ve been to all the states you’ve missed except WA, OR, AK, & HI - and I can tell you, I’ve never found a zoo as nice as the Henry Doorly Zoo - just down the river from you. I wish I could get there again.
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Don’t feel bad, I’ve got a phobia for most Yankee states too.
When you decide to visit down south, let me know and I’ll help you with your green card and all.
Z
You should submit Snotty Roadmonkey to Dave Barry as an excellent name for a band.
LOL Come on out to the East Coast! We’re friendly