Ten Random Things

April 30, 2006

1. Tomorrow is Randy and Maizey’s third birthday! Randy wants to go to Petco and adopt a pet rat… Maizey wants a pink tu-tu and ballerina slippers. (They’re getting catnip and some freeze-dried shrimp. I’m such a killjoy.)

2. I made a Reading List page. Have you seen it yet? Look to your right. There it is. I’ve been reading a lot; almost obsessively. If you haven’t read Laurie Notaro’s books yet, I highly recommend them for summer time. They are a riot! (And I’m not even much of a “chick lit” fan.) You might even want to pick up one of her books for a read-y type friend for Mother’s Day.

3. All this illegal immigration crap is giving me a huge headache. I’m pissed at our government officials (of ALL parties) for letting it go on so long. I’m pissed at Vincente Fox for being such a corrupt asshole and not taking care of his country’s people. I’m pissed at the illegal immigrants who feel that they can just come here, break our laws, take advantage of our health care, legal, and educational systems…and then spit in our collective American face and say they are entitled to all of it. Because the Southwest was their land to begin with.

I feel like it’s going to take a Civil War to get things straightened out again.

4. I also think that unless we get this border mess resolved, we’re all going to need to make a trip to this store:

(Thanks to my dear friend Betty for sending me that pic. Hee!)

5. I had a dream recently that I found a brown suede purse on the street. When I looked inside of it there was a thick stack of money. The odd thing was that when I took the money out of the bag, more appeared. I kept pulling out wads of cash and placing them on a table. I was a bit afraid to close the bag because I didn’t know if the money would reappear when I opened it again. And it was causing such pressure on me, that not knowing what to do. I was getting tired of stacking money, but wouldn’t (couldn’t ) stop. Now it’s funny to think that the hardest work I did in the dream was collecting free money and that was exhausting and tedious.

6. I have three medical appointments scheduled for this week and I want to cancel them all.

7. Bumbling Bill has been working like a possessed fiend next door; he must be pretty confident that Marsha and Da Thugs are never going to darken his door again. I think everyone in the neighborhood is cautiously optimistic. She has never been out of the house this long in all the time they’ve lived there.

8. In other Marsha news, the recent scuttlebutt has it that she is going to get married in December to some guy from Rockford, Illinois. He’s supposedly a real estate agent. I don’t know – I just can’t fathom any decent person willingly getting tangled up with a drunken, drugged out mess like her – and taking on her 4 future delinquents as a bonus. Which means, he’s most likely not a decent person. If they do hook up, it’s a business decision and nothing more. (I know. I’m a cynic.)

9. Didja hear? Katie Holmes has now legally changed her name to “Kate”. (Her birth name is Katherine.) Tom Cruise said the reason she chose to do this is because since having the baby she is now a grown woman and the name Katie is too childish.

Maybe she should have changed her name to “Cult” because that’s what has warped her mind so much that she can’t think or speak for herself anymore.

10. I have to get one of these Blush bags. It’s the only way my ass is ever going to look like that.

Hehe. See you again tomorrow for the Mambo, kids…

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2 Responses to “Ten Random Things”

  1. Susie on May 1st, 2006 11:49 am

    #10 rocks, I have to get one of those, too. :rofl:

  2. Leslie on May 2nd, 2006 11:19 am

    God. How weird is Tom Cruise? Katie Holmes needs to snatch up that baby and run as fast as she can. WHILE she still can. Marsha is getting married? Think her intended knows about the thuglets? if he doesn’t, guess the joke will be on him, huh? :rofl: Or not. :cry: Heh.

    Thanks for the Monday mambo Christine. Love it!

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